1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:37,522 --> 00:00:34,228 DO IT! 3 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,583 ALIBI 4 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,672 Already up? 5 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,039 You know it never sleeps! 6 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:57,149 - But I'm still sleepy... - Come on, Cinzia... please. 7 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,511 Touch me if you like. 8 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,949 I have told you to touch me, not to fuck me. 9 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,319 God, Cinzia... That's heaven! 10 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,520 Enough, Gianni. You'll embarrass me if you look at me that way. 11 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,637 If I do, huh? What if the doctor does? 12 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,856 - Which doctor? - You know what I mean! 13 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,560 Come on little slut, tell me about that time at the gynaecologist�s. 14 00:02:37,561 --> 00:02:41,120 Gianni, you're really obsessed! 15 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:47,701 - Okay! You can look at me if you want! - Wait, I have a better idea. 16 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,798 No, not the tooth brush! 17 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,394 Come on, spread your legs. 18 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,680 - You're tickling me. - Do you like it, slut? 19 00:03:17,981 --> 00:03:20,575 - A little... - If you don't like it, I'll stop. 20 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:23,870 - Please, don't... - Then tell me about doctor Marin. 21 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:29,749 - No, Gianni, please. - Alright, as you wish! 22 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,151 Well... if you insist! 23 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,996 Come on little slut. Tell me. 24 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,115 I had stockings and garters on. 25 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,989 and those panties you like so much. 26 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,560 - And the panties? - Should I take them off? 27 00:04:02,861 --> 00:04:05,658 I think so. 28 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:15,580 - Also the stockings and the garters? - No, you can keep those. 29 00:04:15,581 --> 00:04:17,252 Get on the couch please. 30 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:30,778 - Like this, doctor Marin? - Lie down and put your legs on the supports. 31 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,997 - Am I hurting you? - A little. 32 00:04:53,998 --> 00:04:55,895 It needs lubricating. 33 00:05:24,180 --> 00:05:27,570 Here... relax now. 34 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,219 Let yourself go... Does it still hurt? 35 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:36,050 No, on the contrary! 36 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,739 And then? 37 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:47,734 Did he fuck you? Say he put it inside you! 38 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:52,612 Yes... yes! We came together! 39 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:58,140 How? I want the details! Tell me, how did he fuck you? 40 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:02,853 I was on the couch and he was standing in front of me! 41 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,248 Like this? 42 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:10,288 No, like this... I was on top! 43 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:15,456 I want it all, let's move heaven and earth! 44 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:19,734 Do you like it, slut? A cock in front and one behind! 45 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:22,654 Yes, one in front and one behind! 46 00:06:24,974 --> 00:06:27,361 One in front and one behind! 47 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,575 You wish it was a black man's, don't you? 48 00:06:29,775 --> 00:06:32,697 What are you saying? A black man's dick in my arse? 49 00:06:32,897 --> 00:06:35,400 Say it, slut! Say you would like it! 50 00:06:35,401 --> 00:06:39,708 - Say it! - Yes, a black man's dick in my arse! 51 00:06:39,908 --> 00:06:43,187 Oh, boy! A black man's dick in my arse... 52 00:07:15,348 --> 00:07:17,441 Room 113. 53 00:07:18,009 --> 00:07:21,649 Breakfast for two. Yes... Thanks. 54 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:48,591 - Who is it? - Who should it be? A black man? 55 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:54,036 I'm cold... Wrap me up a little. 56 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:05,743 May I come in? 57 00:09:42,236 --> 00:09:44,482 Thanks. What's your name? 58 00:09:44,682 --> 00:09:48,259 - Ali... I speak Italian, monsieur. - That's good. 59 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:52,037 - Thanks, also from my lady. - Not at all, sir. Enjoy your breakfast. 60 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:11,736 Wake up, sleepy-head! Breakfast's ready. 61 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,594 - Nice black guy. - Who, Ali? 62 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:50,759 How you do to know his name? Weren't you sleeping? 63 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:56,619 Who, me? I was... It was so to speak! 64 00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:01,249 Around here they're all named Ali or Baba! 65 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:10,917 I'd like to watch you getting fucked by him. 66 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:18,979 - Me, but are you crazy? - Come on, I know you like him! 67 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:22,820 He's nice, handsome, polite... and I'm sure he has a huge cock. 68 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:26,859 - Stop it, Gianni! - Sorry, but the idea makes me wild. 69 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,652 Look! 70 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:37,246 - You're a real pig! - And what are you? 71 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,699 What? 72 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,219 Ten minutes ago you were uncontrollable! 73 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:44,939 That's different... In certain moments one says anything! 74 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:51,334 But they're only words... ''When it comes to sex, everything's permitted''. 75 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,619 - "In sex veritas"! - Arsehole! 76 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:07,060 Love, we're here in Morocco for the seventh anniversary of our marriage. 77 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:09,659 You know it's the most difficult year, let's begin it well. 78 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:12,100 - Having another man fuck me? - We are 2.000 kms away from home. 79 00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:17,485 No one will ever know! And then it's a normal thing. 80 00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,998 - Everyone does it, even the Zanins. - They do what? 81 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:24,465 - They swing. - The Zanins who sell tractors?! 82 00:12:24,665 --> 00:12:28,555 - Exactly! - But they go to church! 83 00:12:28,556 --> 00:12:32,469 - That's where they meet the other swingers! - Come on! 84 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,240 However, when the African guy got in you liked to show him your arse. 85 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:51,437 You see double, I was sleeping! 86 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,360 Sure... and moving in your sleep you showed him your body. 87 00:12:55,361 --> 00:12:56,271 Maybe! 88 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,398 I see, you need an alibi. 89 00:13:00,598 --> 00:13:03,353 His name's Ali, not alibi!! 90 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,309 And that all happens by chance. 91 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,340 To go with him would be as going with some of the black guys who work 92 00:13:16,341 --> 00:13:20,520 in our factory! - Forget the factory Cinzia. 93 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:23,679 Forgets about Italy, forget everything! 94 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,717 We're in Casablanca, Let's just think about us! 95 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:35,060 You won't let him mistake me for a bitch, will you? 96 00:13:35,061 --> 00:13:37,580 Don't worry, it will seem natural. 97 00:13:37,581 --> 00:13:40,100 Spontaneous, simple and not pre-made. 98 00:13:40,101 --> 00:13:42,011 You'll only have to let yourself go. 99 00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:46,455 If that's what you really want... 100 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,839 - Good morning, monsieur. - Good morning. 101 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,920 - Can I help you? - I'd like a refreshing drink. 102 00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:03,399 - A gin fizz, maybe. - It's hot, isn't it? 103 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,500 - In my country it's winter! - Where's your lady? 104 00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:09,599 She's in our room, I think she's a little bored. 105 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,640 How can it be? With such a beach and the sea... 106 00:14:12,641 --> 00:14:14,439 Dear Ali, you don't understand women. 107 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,520 Sometimes a holiday is not enough. They need something more. 108 00:14:17,521 --> 00:14:21,340 Something which makes them feel special and wanted. 109 00:14:21,341 --> 00:14:25,159 - A gift, maybe. - Exactly, a gift. 110 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:30,160 We've been married for seven years, we're here to celebrate our anniversary. 111 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,759 - I thought it would be enough. - But? 112 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,960 But it wasn't. After 7 years, couples go through a crisis. 113 00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:38,190 A special gift is needed. 114 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:43,855 - Maybe I can help you? - You can! You'll be the gift. 115 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,153 I beg your pardon, monsieur? 116 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,652 Don't you understand? 117 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,236 I'm offering you a night with my wife. 118 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,599 And madam agrees? 119 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,469 Dear Ali, I told you. 120 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,480 You don't really understand women. 121 00:15:04,481 --> 00:15:06,918 When they say no, they mean yes! 122 00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:10,200 I have understood that Cinzia wouldn't mind some spicy meeting. 123 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,953 That would be spicy indeed! 124 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,880 However. My wife is not a bitch. 125 00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:20,559 Everything has to look spontaneous and natural. 126 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:25,078 You can count on me. I'm going to work till two a.m. 127 00:15:25,079 --> 00:15:29,596 When I order some champagne, that'll be your signal. 128 00:15:30,154 --> 00:15:34,160 - I'll be ready. - Alright... How much is it? 129 00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:40,359 The gin fizz is 2.00 Euros... As for the champagne, at your convenience. 130 00:15:55,274 --> 00:15:57,122 Fucking Italians... 131 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:04,760 - Champagne's over! - Hurray to our marriage! 132 00:16:05,661 --> 00:16:07,935 I'll order another bottle. 133 00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:12,046 The bar please. 134 00:16:13,336 --> 00:16:16,500 A bottle of champagne. Room 113. 135 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:30,222 You like to watch? Then watch this horny bitch! 136 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,090 That's heaven... 137 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,023 Show me how you touch yourself. 138 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:23,535 That's the alibi, honey. Don't worry and happy anniversary. 139 00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:40,965 Turn around, get on your knees. 140 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,119 Many happy returns of the day, dear! 141 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:55,237 How many? I want way many, Gianni, maaany! 142 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,030 One in front and one behind! 143 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:09,759 My God! An African dick in my arse! 144 00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,992 SWITCHING PROGRAMMES 145 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,699 - 40-0. - That's not fair. 146 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,739 - Why? - Foul play. 147 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,812 - What have I done? - Wrong suit! 148 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,059 That's regulation suit. 149 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:49,420 But if you wear it, it's deadly! Adversaries get distracted. 150 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,253 Sorry, it's not my fault. 2-0. 151 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,382 I'll accept it only if we play doubles! 152 00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:08,189 Do you like the way I play? 153 00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:12,096 I like your ass! If we play doubles I'll always have it in front of my eyes! 154 00:19:13,063 --> 00:19:16,016 But we wouldn't win any game! 155 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,688 On the other hand, I'd have a permanent hard- on. 156 00:19:26,888 --> 00:19:30,491 Silly! By the way, how come Erica isn't here? 157 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:35,200 My wifey had a bellyache. She went to the gynaecologist�s. 158 00:19:35,201 --> 00:19:39,740 - How about your husband? - You know he's always late! 159 00:19:39,741 --> 00:19:41,093 It's mine! 160 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,612 Hello? 161 00:19:48,408 --> 00:19:54,619 That sucks, Luigi, you said you would! I see, the new programme. 162 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:59,020 You're on a meeting with whom? Bruno, Erica's husband? 163 00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:01,693 But who is it? Your husband? 164 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:06,419 Of course. If you really can't, don't worry. 165 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:11,813 I'll have his wife take me. Yes, I'm playing with her. 166 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:15,328 See you tonight, bye. 167 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,699 Problems? 168 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,659 Because my husband fucks with a few sluts? No problem. 169 00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:35,555 - She is playing tennis with you. - I hope she won't beat me. 170 00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:40,326 I hope your husband isn't screwing her! 171 00:20:40,526 --> 00:20:43,423 ''Candid Camera'' airs on a different TV channel. 172 00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:47,308 At least I don't have to pick her up, she said you will. 173 00:20:47,508 --> 00:20:50,738 I can't, I have told Bruno I had to go to the gynaecologist�s. 174 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:55,496 Please, then. Mrs., make yourself comfortable. 175 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,496 I'll visit you at once! 176 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:40,338 They're wet. There must be something wrong with you. 177 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:47,379 - Let me see. - Stop! 178 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,260 You still haven't told me if I'll present the new program. 179 00:21:50,261 --> 00:21:53,160 - Everything in due time. - Exactly, now. 180 00:21:53,861 --> 00:21:57,050 Bruno is the director, I have to ask him. 181 00:21:57,051 --> 00:22:00,239 Who decides, the network manager or the director? 182 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,959 If the director does, I'll go back to play the good wifey! 183 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:08,715 The director doesn't count. I do, but a tryout is needed! 184 00:22:28,319 --> 00:22:31,774 - I've had enough of playing. - Me too. 185 00:22:32,021 --> 00:22:34,534 Tennis, at least. 186 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,779 Tennis... 187 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:40,693 Looks like my husband is discussing the new programme with you. 188 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,970 That's good to know! 189 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:50,496 If I'm on a meeting with him, I can't harass his wife! 190 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:03,739 Come on, let's go change clothes. 191 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,236 Show me what you can do. 192 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,916 Turn around, get to the window. 193 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,439 Come back. 194 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:10,771 Kneel down... 195 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,695 Stick out the microphone. 196 00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:22,055 Then? Am I any good? 197 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:27,059 You're a complete showgirl! 198 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:32,370 - Then I passed the test! - Slow down... It's just the beginning! 199 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,659 Stick a finger in my ass! 200 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:44,059 Then it's true! Directors are all perverse! 201 00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:48,740 Our bosses gave us that habit. If they stop fucking us, we get impotent! 202 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,539 Never let it be! 203 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,392 - You do it all the time, don't you? - All the time! 204 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:21,705 That's what the couch is for. The famous "Producer's Couch". 205 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,439 It's for testing the talent of the candidates. 206 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,476 - Pig! - Pig? What are you saying? 207 00:25:31,201 --> 00:25:32,981 It's showbiz, baby! 208 00:25:33,181 --> 00:25:36,076 Marilyn also did it. Do you know how many girls... 209 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,640 are out there, ready to steal the job from you? 210 00:25:39,641 --> 00:25:41,676 Come on, get going! 211 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,596 Like that, that's good! 212 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:48,941 Speak to it! 213 00:26:07,414 --> 00:26:10,507 Apply yourself, applicant! 214 00:26:10,867 --> 00:26:12,498 Apply yourself! 215 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,892 If want to fulfil your aspirations! 216 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,255 The taste of success! 217 00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:56,932 Now it's my turn! 218 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,872 Next season, I want to host the evening's programme! 219 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,953 Luigi takes such decisions, you know it! 220 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,760 Don't tell me you don't know how to handle your husband! 221 00:27:21,761 --> 00:27:27,960 I do, but I'm begging you now! Make me come! 222 00:27:27,961 --> 00:27:30,269 Please, make me come! 223 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,069 - Love, where are you? - Here, in the kitchen! 224 00:28:01,727 --> 00:28:05,174 Wow, what a surprise! Spaghetti! 225 00:28:05,175 --> 00:28:07,276 Yes, spaghetti "puttanesca"! 226 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,119 I haven't had time for shopping. 227 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,032 No problem, darling! What did the doctor say? 228 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,839 - The doctor? - The gynaecologist. 229 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,319 Oh, the gynaecologist! Nothing serious. 230 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,000 He has prescribed me some pills. I have to see him again next week. 231 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:25,559 - That's good! - I have played tennis with Stefania. 232 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,872 Cunning women! They enjoy themselves while their husbands work! 233 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,713 What's the special occasion? 234 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:42,239 Your upgrade as a presenter! 235 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:46,313 Don't tell me! I won't be an assistant anymore! 236 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:52,431 Love... I had lost all hope. But how do you know that? 237 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,788 How do I know? 238 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,162 Well, I was at today's meeting for the new programme. 239 00:29:00,116 --> 00:29:02,519 Oh Bruno... It's fantastic! 240 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,080 Fantastic, but obvious. You've worked hard to get there. 241 00:29:06,081 --> 00:29:08,957 You deserved it. 242 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,960 You know what? You're right. 243 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,838 I really deserved it! 244 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:25,836 - How was your game with Erica? - Oh, the game... 245 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,590 She's not that good with rackets! 246 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,674 But she's good with microphones! 247 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,834 I thought about letting her host the new programme in the morning. 248 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:48,239 - What do you think? - Why not? 249 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,153 After all, hosts are all the same. 250 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,992 There's also her husband. I think he's wasted. 251 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,950 Don't you think he would deserve to be on in the evening? 252 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,558 Well, he's experienced for sure! 253 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:19,119 - And we'd pay him less than other people. - And he's a friend too, which isn't bad. 254 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,309 No doubt. 255 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,159 I trust Bruno blindly! 256 00:30:33,313 --> 00:30:36,488 TWO HEARTS IN A HUT 257 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:54,358 That's the Mountain Chain of the Sella and that's the Sasso Lungo, 258 00:30:54,359 --> 00:30:56,397 here's the Val Badia... What a beautiful view! 259 00:30:57,466 --> 00:31:00,187 - Wonderful! - Pig! 260 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,551 You, what is your name? 261 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,959 Catarina, madam. 262 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:11,640 Well, Catarina, we take room. Now however take off my boots. 263 00:31:11,641 --> 00:31:13,949 As you wish, madam. 264 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:47,510 Bravo, bravo... Bravo, Catarina. 265 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,551 - Otto! - Yes! 266 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,076 Stingy! 267 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:16,760 I am Frauberta. When I call, you come. 268 00:32:16,761 --> 00:32:19,911 I want only you, understand? 269 00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:24,656 As you wish, Frauberta. I'll leave a message at the reception. 270 00:32:32,232 --> 00:32:34,540 - Wonderful! - Pig! 271 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:47,656 How disgusting, Ciro! It stinks of onion! 272 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:51,093 Yes... It stinks of onion! 273 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:56,935 but you know what I'm going to do my love? I'll perfume it! 274 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,859 Loose woman, aren't you wearing panties? 275 00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:07,420 - Of course, they're out of fashion! - Out of fashion? 276 00:33:07,421 --> 00:33:09,139 And who said that? 277 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:13,059 I have learned that from Frauberta, a new client. 278 00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:17,460 I have seen it in her room when I took off her boots. 279 00:33:17,461 --> 00:33:22,300 Actually, to tell the truth, she directly showed it to me. 280 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:27,597 - For a 300 Euros tip! - What the hell! 300 Euros? 281 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,039 I swear! 282 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,759 - Are you making fun of me? - It's true. 283 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,400 It's alright. I believe you, my love. 284 00:33:39,401 --> 00:33:42,319 And don't you like that? 285 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:47,440 On the contrary, I really like it. Very much! 286 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,756 How fresh! 287 00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:58,897 Now it's fragrant with pussy! 288 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,075 - I wish more clients were like that! - Indeed, my love! 289 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:10,712 In a couple of years, we'd be able to have our own hotel! 290 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:15,679 Me in the kitchen and you in the rooms, my love! 291 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:43,978 Come in! 292 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:54,199 - You wanted to see me, madam? - Yes. 293 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:58,540 - You prepare tub for me. - Yes, madam. 294 00:34:58,541 --> 00:35:02,203 - And hurry, okay? - Wonderful! 295 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:48,677 Good, Catarina. Sexy you; now you wash my body. 296 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,959 And so she gave me 500 more Euros! 297 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:17,796 500 more Euros... wow! What for! In change for sexual favours and for fornication? 298 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,720 Are you crazy? Frauberta would never allow that! 299 00:38:21,721 --> 00:38:24,393 She treats me like a princess and him like a dog! 300 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,351 What if she changes her mind? 301 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,680 What do you think? Do you want our hotel or not? 302 00:38:32,681 --> 00:38:36,399 - Yes or no? - You're right my love. 303 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:42,720 As the proverb says: if you want to find your place in this world;... 304 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:45,030 replace your heart with a toad and do what you can. 305 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,872 In short you have to be kind and cunning. 306 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,954 But not too much, ok? Just a little! 307 00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:25,413 Now, you lick! 308 00:40:19,404 --> 00:40:20,931 Lick me! 309 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,183 It hurt a little, but Frauberta left me... 310 00:40:36,383 --> 00:40:38,174 a 1.000 Euros tip this time. 311 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:41,760 1.000 Euros? My dear God! 312 00:40:41,761 --> 00:40:44,216 And what did she give to her husband? 313 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:48,459 - Tell me I was good! - So and so. 314 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:53,040 After all, Otto just entered from the back door! 315 00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:56,619 You were really good! A few more sacrifices like those that you do... 316 00:40:56,620 --> 00:41:01,457 and we can start thinking seriously about a name for our hotel! 317 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:08,700 But don't let the back door you use, become the garage's front door! 318 00:41:08,701 --> 00:41:12,976 - Don't worry! - You hear? - I thought of the name! - What is it? 319 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:17,371 - Two hearts in a hut. - That's too obvious! 320 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:22,537 We need something more original like a trademark. 321 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:26,856 - Such as? - Such as... 322 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:34,938 Two nuts, two nuts in a butt, a butt! 323 00:41:42,715 --> 00:41:45,514 HIGH SPIRITS 324 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,558 Cover yourself up. 325 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,193 Cover yourself up! 326 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,040 - Cover yourself up! - Ooh, Ugo. What the hell! 327 00:42:10,041 --> 00:42:12,479 Why didn't you come here naked? 328 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,120 Don't say you don't like for others to look at me! 329 00:42:15,121 --> 00:42:16,394 Cheeky girl! 330 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:24,619 I got it: it's time for the daily fight! 331 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:28,440 - With you it's always the right time. - Ugo, what's wrong with you? 332 00:42:28,441 --> 00:42:32,521 - Never mind, okay? - No, because you'll start again in a while! 333 00:42:32,721 --> 00:42:35,660 Therefore spit it out now and tell me what's in your mind! 334 00:42:35,925 --> 00:42:39,699 - Malaga. - Malaga? 335 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:42,700 - It was before we got married. - Yes, but we were already engaged. 336 00:42:42,701 --> 00:42:44,539 - Then? - Then! 337 00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:47,059 You went with all the clients of the hotel! 338 00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:50,420 - Only those on my floor. - And the waiters. 339 00:42:50,421 --> 00:42:53,779 You know what I think! I was on holiday... 340 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:59,743 You weren't there... If I had gone with just one man, I would have felt guilty. 341 00:42:59,943 --> 00:43:04,001 It would have been betrayal! With so many instead... 342 00:43:04,201 --> 00:43:06,186 They just made my spirits high! 343 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:10,820 - You made a cuckold of me! - I would have, had I not told you. 344 00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:12,459 But I've always told you everything. 345 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:15,199 It's not true, you didn't tell me about Pablo. 346 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,140 - Pablo... the organiser? - I don't know, I wasn't in Malaga. 347 00:43:18,141 --> 00:43:20,339 Come on, Ugo. That meant nothing! 348 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:24,440 If he was the organiser, he wasn't either a client or a waiter... 349 00:43:24,441 --> 00:43:28,277 - Yet you went with him too! - It's not true! And then you knew it! 350 00:43:28,477 --> 00:43:31,006 - I told you before! - I want the details! 351 00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,211 - Masochist! - Bitch! 352 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:39,770 If you insist... 353 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:56,370 It was the holidays in August; and then... 354 00:43:56,380 --> 00:44:00,856 there was a treasure hunt of sorts. 355 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:07,652 My eye fell on Pablo and his eye fell on me. 356 00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:15,218 Wait, my friend; where are you going? 357 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:18,940 - I know where the treasure is. - What treasure? - If you give me a kiss I'll tell you! 358 00:44:18,941 --> 00:44:20,692 No, the treasure first! 359 00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:26,980 It's here. Here it is. 360 00:44:34,499 --> 00:44:36,625 "Among the grass of the lawn on the Garden of Eden 361 00:44:36,825 --> 00:44:40,331 "lies a forbidden fruit, sour in winter and sweet in summer." 362 00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:43,099 Mine is just a flowerbed. 363 00:44:43,837 --> 00:44:46,580 Your's is a sweet lawn where I would like to sleep. 364 00:44:47,252 --> 00:44:49,866 It's a fresh stream from which I would like to drink. 365 00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:03,578 - Here's the garden of the Eden. - And that's the forbidden fruit. 366 00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:11,140 Bravo, Michele! Sour in winter and sweet in summer! 367 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,815 Come on, Maricia. Let's pick it up before the others arrive! 368 00:45:13,816 --> 00:45:16,489 Yes, let them die with envy! 369 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:21,000 - They have found the treasure! - Then you'll get no prize! 370 00:45:21,002 --> 00:45:24,700 - I found the treasure before them! - But they've picked it up. 371 00:45:24,701 --> 00:45:28,179 Are you sure? Then what is this? 372 00:45:28,180 --> 00:45:34,210 What a grapefruit! That's the forbidden fruit! 373 00:45:36,363 --> 00:45:39,882 Sour in winter and sweet in summer! 374 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,599 - But did you swallow? - How do I know! 375 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,080 - It was so long ago... Maybe I did. - Bitch! 376 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,957 Masochist. 377 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,479 - But why did you do it? - I told you! 378 00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:01,560 I was on holiday, you weren't there... And I wanted to tease Maricia! 379 00:46:01,561 --> 00:46:05,030 She went around saying she had gone with Pablo! 380 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,440 However, I see that you liked my story. 381 00:46:11,441 --> 00:46:14,193 Listen, I'm going to swim. Are you coming as well? 382 00:46:44,870 --> 00:46:47,218 Come on! 383 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,079 Raffaella, you make me crazy! 384 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,239 Good husband who gets excited by my stories! 385 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:59,600 - Tell me about your high spirits again! - Do you believe everything I say? 386 00:47:00,601 --> 00:47:04,020 Of course! I know what a slut you are. 387 00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:07,159 - Come on, tell me! - What? You know all! 388 00:47:07,359 --> 00:47:11,474 Maybe something more recent, something you did after we got married. 389 00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:17,133 - And you won't go wild? - Wilder than this? 390 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:22,580 It was about one year ago, the National Railroad Company was on strike. 391 00:47:22,581 --> 00:47:26,259 Maricia and Fabio, my colleagues on the Eurostar from Rome to Milan, 392 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:31,778 were going with me for a drink at chief conductor Giorgio's place. 393 00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:38,840 What would you looking for? An after work gang-bang? 394 00:47:38,841 --> 00:47:42,150 Don't argue, nasty girl. Aren't I your chief? 395 00:47:42,151 --> 00:47:45,460 - I have to inspect the inspector. - We're not alone. 396 00:47:45,461 --> 00:47:47,859 And Fabio is a friend of my husband's. 397 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:52,100 I'm a friend of Maricia's husband's too, but I won't tell him anything! 398 00:47:52,101 --> 00:47:55,220 Come on slut, we are all on the same boat. 399 00:47:55,221 --> 00:47:57,814 On the same train! 400 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:07,200 Take off those panties, so you won't have to do it in front of the others. 401 00:48:07,201 --> 00:48:10,397 And who tells you I'd take them off? 402 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:15,597 - Sooner or later you'll have to. - Then take them off for me. 403 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,948 You're naughty! You'll be punished for wearing an improper suit. 404 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,817 - And then? - And then, enough! 405 00:48:37,818 --> 00:48:40,305 What the fuck! End your story! 406 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:01,474 I can't believe it ended that way! 407 00:49:06,103 --> 00:49:09,541 And then... we have changed the subject. 408 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,632 We spoke about switches! 409 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,518 All aboard! Let's go! 410 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,917 Service work. Switching in progress! 411 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,959 Come on, Giorgio, the train is late! 412 00:49:47,545 --> 00:49:50,759 - Let me punch the ticket! - Coming on the second track! 413 00:49:50,887 --> 00:49:54,233 The Eurostar 971 is coming too! 414 00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:59,430 - The 7:30 express is getting in! - Death to the strike-breakers! 415 00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:04,072 Long live the strike! Who works won't fuck! 416 00:50:14,251 --> 00:50:15,403 Hello? 417 00:50:15,404 --> 00:50:17,169 An inspection is needed, see you at my place this afternoon? 418 00:50:17,369 --> 00:50:20,899 Not today Giorgio, I'll call you back. 419 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:24,359 - What was it about? - Nothing, just routine work. 420 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:29,480 Work my ass! It wasn't a fantasy but an affair. 421 00:50:29,481 --> 00:50:32,199 - It's not how it seems! - High spirits she said! 422 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:37,599 - That's deception. - No, Ugo. Let me explain. 423 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:42,674 I did it for you, to refresh the repertoire. Otherwise what should I tell you? 424 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,799 And then, after all, deception and cheating on you,... 425 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:51,600 isn't that bad, if you really think about it! 426 00:50:51,601 --> 00:50:54,719 Slut, cow, bitch! 427 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,460 Oh, yeah! My love... yeah, Raffaella! 428 00:50:57,461 --> 00:50:59,199 Say you did it for me! 429 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:03,280 For you, to make you happy! That's how I like you. 430 00:51:03,281 --> 00:51:06,542 - Cheated, happy and contented! - Whore! 431 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,860 Bitch, slut... Raffaella, promise me you'll do it again! 432 00:51:10,861 --> 00:51:16,667 - Swear that you'll always betray me! - I'll betray you whenever I want and fuck who I want! 433 00:51:16,668 --> 00:51:22,982 Raffaella, thank you! Yes, I'd like you to fuck around and tell me all about it. Thanks to your high spirits, you whore! 434 00:51:29,283 --> 00:51:32,606 DISGRACED BE THOSE WHO THINK ILL 435 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,951 That's good... 436 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,152 Have you seen that guy jerking off among the dunes? 437 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,239 Lift your arm, show me your armpit. 438 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,797 That's good... Hands on your tits. 439 00:52:00,860 --> 00:52:03,640 Not like that, like Sabrina Ferilli, when she pretends to cover them. 440 00:52:03,641 --> 00:52:06,519 - Like this? - Yes. You are very good! 441 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,559 I like you so much! 442 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,720 And how about that woman who realized he was masturbating on her 443 00:52:13,721 --> 00:52:15,040 and did the same for him? Do it as well! 444 00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:17,792 Put your feet up there... 445 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,960 - Like that... Spread your legs. More. - Is that alright? 446 00:52:24,961 --> 00:52:28,157 Yes. Raise your tummy. Right there! 447 00:52:28,158 --> 00:52:31,154 Now slide two fingers in your pussy, honey. 448 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,039 Yes, good... My God, you make me crazy! 449 00:52:35,108 --> 00:52:38,28 Good, move them a little. 450 00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:43,820 And how about the cock of that man who was smearing his wife's arse with cream? 451 00:52:43,821 --> 00:52:46,020 Yeah, like that... They both knew they were being watched. 452 00:52:46,021 --> 00:52:49,220 He caressed her cheeks to show he owned them. 453 00:52:49,221 --> 00:52:52,000 She offered her ass not only to her husband,... 454 00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:55,000 but also to all those who watched them! 455 00:52:55,061 --> 00:52:58,813 Move your fingers from pussy to mouth. 456 00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:04,213 Come on, suck them well! 457 00:53:04,780 --> 00:53:06,577 You like it, don't you? 458 00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:12,016 Say you like your own juice! 459 00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:16,336 Is it sweet, is it salty? What's its taste? 460 00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:20,059 Or you'd rather have a strawberry ice cream,... 461 00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:23,500 as the one sucked by that shaved up blonde... 462 00:53:24,381 --> 00:53:27,423 What a piece of butt she had! Turn around! 463 00:53:27,623 --> 00:53:29,175 On your knees! 464 00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:35,647 Not like that, doggy style! Doggy style, come on, turn around! 465 00:53:35,657 --> 00:53:38,251 - Yes, now put your head down. - Like this? 466 00:53:38,451 --> 00:53:40,296 Put three pillows under your belly. 467 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,800 - Now arch your back. - But are you sure? 468 00:53:45,805 --> 00:53:48,200 Absolutely sure, but go down! 469 00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:53,536 That's, perfect, lift up your cheeks. Spread the buttocks! 470 00:53:57,340 --> 00:54:01,392 We'll make a calendar out of it! Much better than Anna Falchi and Monica Bellucci! 471 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:07,937 Delightful!... As perfumed as a tortellini's filling! 472 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:13,291 So tasty! As sweet as grandmother's cakes! 473 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:16,316 As spicy as seasoned cheese! 474 00:54:16,380 --> 00:54:18,672 Love, I can't resist! 475 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:23,239 - Don't even think about it! - Give it to me, I want it! 476 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,320 No, I said no! What are you going to do, rape me? 477 00:54:26,321 --> 00:54:27,500 Shit! We agreed we'd do it sooner or later! 478 00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:28,959 But it isn't sooner or later yet. 479 00:54:28,987 --> 00:54:31,519 We're on holiday, if not now, then when? 480 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,719 - After our wedding, okay? - You'll make me go crazy, waiting for it! 481 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,239 Let me fuck you now. 482 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,909 Please Franco, we agreed to wait... 483 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,160 I ask you for heaven and you give me purgatory! 484 00:56:16,161 --> 00:56:18,310 Why aren't you ever satisfied? 485 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:31,849 I don't understand, what's wrong with ass-fucking? 486 00:56:32,061 --> 00:56:35,052 It hurts... You're too well hung. 487 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:39,211 I've never met any woman who complained about that... 488 00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:48,213 Alright, stick a finger in it... 489 00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:54,339 I know you like it, slut! 490 00:56:54,340 --> 00:56:59,300 - Say you like it! - My God, love... 491 00:56:59,301 --> 00:57:01,609 Yes, I like it... 492 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:07,459 When we are married I'll give it to you whenever you want it! 493 00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:27,777 - Does it remind you of something? - Hell yes! 494 00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:31,769 Of the wedding gift you have promised me. 495 00:57:35,551 --> 00:57:38,775 Very nice. My congratulations. 496 00:57:40,569 --> 00:57:42,263 Nice arse. 497 00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:48,321 Thanks to the model. 498 00:57:49,006 --> 00:57:51,918 - She's really gifted - Thanks. 499 00:57:52,531 --> 00:57:56,731 Congratulations from two friends of mine too. 500 00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,639 What has he said? 501 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,552 He said congratulations from two friends of his too. 502 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,659 - I'm becoming famous. - Of course. 503 00:58:04,660 --> 00:58:07,278 I hope he won't hang me in his shop! 504 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,446 Those two people are keen on such things. 505 00:58:12,646 --> 00:58:16,816 - I told them it's a new trend. - There's no problem. 506 00:58:17,394 --> 00:58:19,541 And what have they said, exactly? 507 00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:24,131 They asked me to give you this. 508 00:58:31,428 --> 00:58:37,178 You know, they're English. They like intrigued situation, 509 00:58:37,378 --> 00:58:39,644 they always have. 510 00:58:40,004 --> 00:58:44,573 They asked me to invite you to tonight's party at their place. 511 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:52,897 How much is it? 512 00:58:53,206 --> 00:58:57,379 You won't be charged for that. It's all on Mr. Noel. 513 00:58:59,482 --> 00:59:00,976 Okay, that's right. 514 00:59:02,908 --> 00:59:04,977 - Thanks. - See you. 515 00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:33,097 Put on something nice! 516 00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:36,619 I'm sure we'll have a good time! 517 00:59:36,620 --> 00:59:39,976 - I don't know what to wear! - Anything provocative. 518 00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:44,858 - Pantyhose or suspender belt? - You don't even have to ask. 519 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,478 How about these ones? 520 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,919 - Why don't you come without any? - But what are you doing? 521 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:40,675 - We have to get dressed! - You know I can't resist your arse. 522 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:44,429 - Franco, stop it. We'll be late. - It won't take long. 523 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,636 I said no, how many times should I repeat it? 524 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,957 What the fuck! I'm dying with desire! 525 01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,919 I'm not, not now at least! Hurry up, they're waiting for us. 526 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,840 Don't screw with the English though, understood? 527 01:02:11,841 --> 01:02:14,752 Of course, and neither do you. 528 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:19,920 But you can use your hands and tongue, in case. 529 01:02:19,921 --> 01:02:23,382 I know how to behave, don't worry. 530 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:29,031 - Promised? - Promised. 531 01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,959 - Do you think we should quit? - What? 532 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:47,839 - Going to see the English! - No, let's go. 533 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,038 Why should we? 534 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,834 It was so to speak. 535 01:03:18,399 --> 01:03:21,071 - Cheers. - Cheers. 536 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:29,672 - How long are you staying here? - Two or three more days. 537 01:03:30,430 --> 01:03:32,886 To your stay then. 538 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,236 That's nothing, just champagne. It brings luck. 539 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:50,120 Yes, it brings luck. 540 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:07,048 Congratulations on your pictures, they're wonderful! 541 01:04:07,248 --> 01:04:10,814 - Have you seen them? - Absolutely 542 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,320 Follow me, I'll show you my pictures. 543 01:04:14,321 --> 01:04:16,879 - Have a seat. Do you smoke? - Sometimes. 544 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:21,760 In the box in front of you there are some Havana cigars. 545 01:04:21,761 --> 01:04:25,338 - Please help yourself? - With pleasure. 546 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:06,821 They're all hotels! 547 01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:12,289 That's exactly our hobby. 548 01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:16,809 To take pictures of my wife's arse in all the hotels of the world. 549 01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:19,397 Delicious souvenir. 550 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,967 Better than any postcard. 551 01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:28,012 Gotta pee. 552 01:06:17,514 --> 01:06:18,898 Yes, it's of a good vintage! 553 01:06:32,112 --> 01:06:33,949 Here's the sailors series. 554 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,074 Sailors, 555 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:43,664 soldiers... They all have to do with water and birds. 556 01:06:43,864 --> 01:06:45,708 Prostitutes, in short! 557 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,829 It took you so long! 558 01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,879 It's not my fault! The T-shirt took long to dry up. 559 01:08:39,784 --> 01:08:42,778 Have you taken me here to dance with me? 560 01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:11,457 You are very sexy. 561 01:09:17,601 --> 01:09:20,015 I want to take some pictures of you. 562 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:33,677 as those your boyfriend took. 563 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,433 That way? 564 01:10:33,170 --> 01:10:34,814 What have you done? 565 01:10:45,132 --> 01:10:47,185 Did you have a good time with the lady in the bath? 566 01:10:47,385 --> 01:10:52,320 - And you in the porch? - That bitch knows her business! 567 01:10:52,321 --> 01:10:55,073 - What do you mean? - She took advantage of me. 568 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,838 As her husband did with me! 569 01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:12,240 - What do you mean? - He knows his business too. 570 01:11:12,241 --> 01:11:15,949 - What business? - Whatever. 571 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,795 Did he show it to you? 572 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:24,952 Of course! 573 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,550 Does it look like mine? 574 01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:40,611 Shorter... 575 01:11:43,980 --> 01:11:47,459 and smaller, but very hard! 576 01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:49,914 What a whore! That wasn't the deal! 577 01:11:49,915 --> 01:11:52,369 But you fucked her too! 578 01:11:56,220 --> 01:12:00,660 - Did he fuck you well, at least? - We didn't fuck. 579 01:12:00,661 --> 01:12:04,300 Technically we did something else. 580 01:12:04,301 --> 01:12:06,860 - No! - Yes. 581 01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:13,980 - Did he put it in your arse? - It was sudden. 582 01:12:13,981 --> 01:12:16,140 When I realized it it was too late. 583 01:12:16,141 --> 01:12:18,979 What a bitch! I can't do it but he can! 584 01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:22,539 I told you it was smaller than yours. 585 01:12:22,540 --> 01:12:27,579 Don't worry, I'll keep my promise. 586 01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:32,458 When we are married I'll give it to you whenever you want, okay? 587 01:12:32,658 --> 01:12:34,050 Fuck off! 588 01:12:36,271 --> 01:12:38,910 I won't talk to a woman with a deflowered ass! 589 01:12:49,483 --> 01:12:52,883 CALL ME A BITCH I LIKE THAT 590 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:03,337 Yes, sir. We saw the bell tower's clock. 591 01:13:03,338 --> 01:13:07,594 How's things at the factory? Did the Germans show up? 592 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,830 Look at you! Those are two threshing machines and four tractors! 593 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:17,436 I'll take care of that. Let's say tomorrow morning! 594 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,271 No post-dated checks! 595 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:24,837 Money first, then the machines! Are you crazy? 596 01:13:28,210 --> 01:13:29,785 Money first. 597 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:32,395 I really needed a bath! 598 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,359 Alright, see you tomorrow. Yes, bye. 599 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:41,717 Work, always work! Even on honeymoon! 600 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:45,554 Sorry but the Germans aren't sending the money. 601 01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:50,232 I couldn't imagine that it was so warm in London! 602 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,719 What are you doing? They could be watching you. 603 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,632 Who should be watching me? There is nobody! 604 01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:03,828 The British go to bed early. My God what a sirocco! 605 01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:11,192 Smell me! 606 01:14:15,638 --> 01:14:17,699 What a nice smell! You smell of soap. 607 01:14:17,899 --> 01:14:22,309 Do you like it? It's the bubble bath, it also has to be an aphrodisiac. 608 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:28,861 - I want you, little whore... - Me too... Get undressed. 609 01:14:29,438 --> 01:14:32,920 It's not the weather. It's the English teacher who's hot! 610 01:14:33,421 --> 01:14:35,779 If your students saw you... 611 01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:40,100 Leave my students out. Aren't we on honeymoon? 612 01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:42,899 What's wrong with to playing a little? 613 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:47,212 Nothing, you're right. Turn around, I'll kiss that butt! 614 01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:51,619 - What have you said? - That you're a pig! 615 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:56,569 Me a pig? I'm only fulfilling my marital duties. 616 01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,776 Oh yeah, Oscar... 617 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:05,740 Come on, lick it... Make me come. 618 01:15:05,741 --> 01:15:09,245 Do you like it? Tell me you like it. 619 01:15:09,246 --> 01:15:12,750 I like it like crazy! 620 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:35,359 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 621 01:15:36,358 --> 01:15:39,339 Yes, no... Sorry, love. I was getting cold. 622 01:15:39,539 --> 01:15:43,697 Cold? You're kidding me! It's so hot in here! 623 01:15:43,897 --> 01:15:45,749 Come on open the curtain... 624 01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:50,776 - Should I open it? - Yes, open it! 625 01:15:51,577 --> 01:15:55,219 And come back here, I want you! 626 01:15:57,291 --> 01:16:00,431 Put it in me, what are you waiting for? 627 01:16:00,830 --> 01:16:05,740 Your students must be jerking off like crazy watching your arse! 628 01:16:05,940 --> 01:16:08,976 If they do I'll fail them! 629 01:16:09,176 --> 01:16:13,577 They'll get corns in their hands stroking it! 630 01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:18,501 London's air did you well! 631 01:16:18,701 --> 01:16:23,146 It isn't London, it is your blessed ass! 632 01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:38,840 Virgin Mary, what's that? My God! 633 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,140 It'd make me stay hard for three days! 634 01:16:41,141 --> 01:16:45,420 You pig! Why did you bring me here? 635 01:16:45,421 --> 01:16:48,253 I know why, let me do my job. 636 01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:53,860 - What do you want? - He asked for what we want. 637 01:16:53,861 --> 01:16:55,054 Something like that. 638 01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:21,179 - Have you seen? - What? 639 01:17:21,180 --> 01:17:25,660 - She touched my breasts! - It was just to measure them! 640 01:17:25,661 --> 01:17:27,619 It that a local habit? 641 01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:32,853 We're in London, the great metropolis. Not in Montagnana! 642 01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:38,417 You can go, I'll make a phone call to the Germans. 643 01:19:57,780 --> 01:20:01,693 - Love, have you finished? - Yes, I'll be right there! 644 01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:06,936 - Then I can come in. - Of course, come and see! 645 01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:24,095 - Do you like it? - I got a hard- on, see. 646 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:29,859 I don't know what it is, but I know I got a hard-on! 647 01:20:29,860 --> 01:20:34,138 Get dressed. I'll go to pay. I want to get back to the hotel. 648 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:21,377 - What should I wear? - Whatever you want. 649 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,637 If my colleagues in Montagnana saw me! 650 01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:43,919 Who knows how many times they imagine you like that. 651 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:48,789 - Oscar, what are you saying? - What am I saying? Don't worry... 652 01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,113 Wait... 653 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:13,720 Oscar! I like it like crazy! 654 01:23:13,721 --> 01:23:15,756 Enough, I can't resist! 655 01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,400 - Wait... - For what? 656 01:23:20,401 --> 01:23:22,709 I want to be on top! 657 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:33,240 Call me a bitch, I like that! 658 01:23:33,241 --> 01:23:34,832 Bitch! 659 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:39,840 Come on! Louder! Say it again! 660 01:23:39,841 --> 01:23:41,751 Bitch! 661 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:48,239 Come on, louder, come on! 662 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:53,360 Say it, say it! Call me a bitch, I like that! 663 01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:56,713 Bitch, yes! Bitch! 664 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:03,755 Do you like it, pig? Do you like to watch? 665 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:42,765 - Then you already knew it? - I didn't know it! 666 01:24:42,965 --> 01:24:46,759 But yesterday I liked to feel his eyes on me, 667 01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:50,958 to know I was desired by two men and not only by one. 668 01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:57,231 You know what? You're a real bitch! 669 01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:00,348 Perhaps that's why I married you! 670 01:25:15,799 --> 01:25:17,140 Who is it? 671 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,252 Was it him? 672 01:25:29,180 --> 01:25:30,898 What did he want? 673 01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:40,680 - Congratulate on your cock. - What? A faggot? 674 01:25:40,681 --> 01:25:43,919 So it seems! He wasn't watching me, 675 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:48,075 but that snake you have between your legs! 676 01:25:48,076 --> 01:25:50,773 - Let's draw the curtain then! - Let me work on this cock... 677 01:25:50,973 --> 01:25:52,643 Then I'll turn off the light. 678 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:56,092 - Let's turn it on! - Let's turn it off. 679 01:25:57,100 --> 01:25:58,658 - Let's turn it on. - Let's turn it off. 680 01:25:59,660 --> 01:26:01,776 - Let's turn it on. - Let's turn it off, I said! 681 01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:05,890 Oscar, you're such a bore! 682 01:26:06,420 --> 01:26:11,210 Shh... look who the pig is! 683 01:26:12,511 --> 01:26:12,511 684 01:26:13,305 --> 01:26:19,848 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/32xgh Help other users to choose the best subtitles